When you discover beard dandruff is a thing, and you’re quite taken back by it.
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When you’re beginning to understand the nuisance of a 5 o’clock shadow. “Oh look at this hair – wait a minute… Didn’t I just shave…
When you’re surprised to notice that your nerves are still working on getting feeling back in your nipple grafts, and it’s shocking to feel sporadic…
When you learn that your top surgeon from two years ago has moved out of state, and now the only top surgeon in the state…
When you successfully train your voice to stay at a lower pitch when answering the phone instead of using a chipper customer-service voice, which significantly…
When you receive an envelope from the National Passport Center and you think, “Uh-oh, here it is, they’re denying my application,” but then you’re pleasantly…
When you decide to dabble in hair-styling products for the heck of it, so you peruse the pastes and putties on the shelves and try…
When your head of hair is nearing hobbit shaggy-length, but combining it with a face mask confuses the public into thinking your a tomboy, so…
When you resign to the fact that you’re not going to find men-sized sandals that fit your small feet and you’ll have to go back…
When you go shirtless in public for the first time while swimming in a couple water-holes, and you feel like a little brother constantly running…